how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
It fucks me off that this photo is still going around, why is this “nice guy” still getting championed for being a total creep
quote credited to tumblr user deadlydinos
Reblogging for the fixed version because that guy was beyond creepy.
And that’s not even mentioning that if a GIRL had made all of this stuff, there’d be 39083907 whiny cis boys saying what a pathetic, desperate, clingy bitch she is. When it’s a boy’s unrequited love we are supposed to feel sorry for them, when it’s a girl we expect them to just get over it.
How the fuck did this guy not get a fucking clue.
im sorry but that is the biggest bullshit ive ever seen in my life. Obviously some dumb bitch has photoshopped this message onto the reply, because they cant deal with the fact that guys can actually be nice and some girls are the bitches. It was probably some feminist who hates all men. Why would anyone write all of this to someone, and then end it with “im a male so theyll believe me” Thats so stupid and pretentious only someone who hates males would say that. Anyone who believes thats the real message is dumb beyond belief. Its obvious its edited to the shithouse to make him seem like the bad guy
It’s edited for a damn good reason, because at the end of the day his signs of affection despite being blatantly rejected are what his actions are screaming to us. This boy doesn’t understand even after 5 years what the answer “no” means.
Accepting gifts is wrong, and unfair. At the same time though, never look a gift horse in the mouth… We’re taught to be polite.
But what else is wrong is being so persistent and fucking weird. Guys that don’t get the hint are reasons girls fall into wrong decisions, or are put into serious situations.
No means no. No matter the question.
Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.
LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART
OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL
TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????
FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA
LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL
THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE
OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT
JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE
THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING
LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS
ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT
FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING
HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?
Hey, thank you, I just wanted to point out a couple of things… This is definitely not a post about censorship, it has nothing to do with how male and female chests are perceived. But has everything to do with going from having a body that made me so uncomfortable I had surgery, to one that I am proud of. My pre-op chest is just not something I want to publish uncensored. Also just to clarify, I am not female in the first, I am male in both sets of photos :)
I’m a few days away from 2 years on T, so here’s a comparison between me 3 weeks on T (pre-op) and nearly 2 years on T (17.5 months post-op).
This is by far my favourite comparison I’ve done, it just makes me really happy to see how far I’ve come over the last 2+ years, and there are also big positive mental changes (such as confidence) that have happened alongside the physical changes.
This is fantastic, and I’m so happy you were able to do this (I sound like Kanye, sorry!), but when I first saw this I thought it was a post about how the censorship of breasts. And I suppose it can be? I find it ludicrous that as a female, you had to censor your own boobs but when you literally change your body into a male’s then you can bare your chest all you like. You are still the same human, only as a male you can post a photo of yourself and not have to put a black bar over part of your own body.
I might not be articulating this well - I’m in no way attacking you! Like I said, I think it’s amazing you’ve made this transformation. I just think it’s such an intriguing thing that you’re essentially freer to present your own body when you’re male.